Welcome to the official home of He Haw! The Hawkins Equine Horse Association Newsletter, delivering all the Equine news that’s fit to print!* We report with unwavering dedication the highly questionable but emotionally compelling happenings of barn life and full confidence that at least one of the horses is reading this over someone’s shoulder and judging us. If it happened in, around, or vaguely near the barn—and can be plausibly blamed on wind, wildlife, or a particularly ambitious chicken—it may well appear in these pages. Names may be changed to protect the innocent, the guilty, and anyone currently holding a pitchfork.

*Allegedly – ed.